summer2015 · chickens · conspiracy · deep magic

Chicken Invasion

So at my parents house the chicken population is exploding

These are the older ones that can be let out. It never ceases to amaze me that they just hang around, and don’t leave. I’ve learned that “why did the chicken cross the road?” is a really dumb question because these chickens simply don’t cross the road at all.

If you’re looking for some hot chicks, your search stops here. We even have a lamp and a blanket setup over their cage to make sure these are the hottest of hot chicks. They eat like no tomorrow and seem to double in size over night. No doubt they are doing deep magic while we sleep and will on day rise and overthrow their mammalian masters. But we will take some of them with us. Some chickens are simply destined for the dinner table.

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